Let's Make This Fading Moment Last Forever~
girl: come over
guy: im gay
girl: my parents arent home
guy: im literally gay

emiello:

Pros of dating me

  • i’m rly soft and squishy
  • i’ll make you hot beverages in bed
  • i’m good at compliments
  • you’ll gain lots of dorky pet names

Cons of dating me

  • ummm??
  • zero i am a goddess

gymleaderfrank:

"Hey can I look at your phone?"
“Yeah let me just finish this text.”
*deletes 200 selfies*

cumfort:

the perks of dating me

  • i’m funny
  • i can cook (i mean order pizza) whenever u want
  • i don’t have friends so we can always hang out
the-personal-quotes:

click for relatable on your dash!
lydiaamartin:
so-personal:

everything personal♡

so-personal:

everything personal♡