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what the fuck is this shit
release the penguins
are those ten fortes
I see two dinosaurs nuzzling each other.
EIGHT NOTE CHORDS? What instrument(s) is this for? An octopus??
Its called the Death Waltz, and was written as a joke but people have attempted it on piano.
Saxes move downstage.
SWEET JESUS CLICK THAT
Sadly, that isn’t actually the same piece (though I guess anyone who can read the score would have worked that out :) ). The real piece, much less listenable, is here, though I can’t find a piano version. The same composer, John Stump, also penned other ‘nonsense scores’, which you can see some of here. :)
like yeah cool we follow each other but when are we gonna date
Pros of dating me
- i’m rly soft and squishy
- i’ll make you hot beverages in bed
- i’m good at compliments
- you’ll gain lots of dorky pet names
Cons of dating me
- zero i am a goddess
"Hey can I look at your phone?"
“Yeah let me just finish this text.”
*deletes 200 selfies*