Let's Make This Fading Moment Last Forever~
I no longer have the energy for meaningless friendships, forced interactions or unnecessary conversations.
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nanazlovese:

tyleroakley:

witchhctiw:

the-solitary-witch:

warriorsatthedisco:

littlestmowreader:

nivena:

sload:

gill-bear-toe:

gill-bear-toe:

someone-inconspicuous:

what the fuck is this shit

release the penguins

insert peanuts

are those ten fortes

I see two dinosaurs nuzzling each other.

EIGHT NOTE CHORDS? What instrument(s) is this for? An octopus??

Its called the Death Waltz, and was written as a joke but people have attempted it on piano.

Saxes move downstage.

I’ll just leave this here.

SWEET JESUS CLICK THAT

Sadly, that isn’t actually the same piece (though I guess anyone who can read the score would have worked that out :) ). The real piece, much less listenable, is here, though I can’t find a piano version. The same composer, John Stump, also penned other ‘nonsense scores’, which you can see some of here. :)

nanazlovese:

tyleroakley:

witchhctiw:

the-solitary-witch:

warriorsatthedisco:

littlestmowreader:

nivena:

sload:

gill-bear-toe:

gill-bear-toe:

someone-inconspicuous:

what the fuck is this shit

release the penguins

insert peanuts

are those ten fortes

I see two dinosaurs nuzzling each other.

EIGHT NOTE CHORDS? What instrument(s) is this for? An octopus??

Its called the Death Waltz, and was written as a joke but people have attempted it on piano.

Saxes move downstage.

I’ll just leave this here.

SWEET JESUS CLICK THAT

Sadly, that isn’t actually the same piece (though I guess anyone who can read the score would have worked that out :) ). The real piece, much less listenable, is here, though I can’t find a piano version. The same composer, John Stump, also penned other ‘nonsense scores’, which you can see some of here. :)

wobblydash:

spenceromg:

like yeah cool we follow each other but when are we gonna date

girl: come over
guy: im gay
girl: my parents arent home
guy: im literally gay

emiello:

Pros of dating me

  • i’m rly soft and squishy
  • i’ll make you hot beverages in bed
  • i’m good at compliments
  • you’ll gain lots of dorky pet names

Cons of dating me

  • ummm??
  • zero i am a goddess

gymleaderfrank:

"Hey can I look at your phone?"
“Yeah let me just finish this text.”
*deletes 200 selfies*